i’m just here for when the crying starts.
you better get on the right side of history.
get another suitcase because that’s going in your baggage.
your time for thinking I am crazy is over.
feed me! feed my ego!
Your breath! It’s like taxidermy.
i’ve had some coffee. watch out.
It was like being a P.A. on Spartacus.
He’s the kind of guy who worries the potato soup will be too spicy.
She’s saving herself for Valium.
Stop drop and roll. It's about to get hot in here.
Whoever lives in Palm Springs, they all have a tank top.
Drink the kool aid. It’s delicious.
Horrifying or sexy? So hard to tell these days.
The pre-read for our gender diversity brown bag lunch is “The Double Bind for Women.” so fucking hot.