you know when you are on a road trip and you are feeling cool as hell and you are like yeah, i know that MIA song. i know the video. i even went to the god damn mother fucking concert. in paris! which is probably the coolest city in the world. not that you need to prove anything. and so you are rocking and you are wearing a white t-shirt and jeans for godsake because you are a classic like james dean and bruce.
you are driving a toyota but hey it’s still a truck which is cool. but it’s a hybrid which cancels out some cool and adds a little back - but it has seven seats and your kids are taking up two of them which is well, anyway, the song is playing and you know the video and even a lot of the words. so you are feeling really hard and then this shit happens.